Near the beginning of time, on the 8th day after the creation of the universe, a band of unlikely heroes emerged to protect and save the earth from destruction with the power of the almighty Kazoo. With this power they cleansed the earth using the celestial melodies billowing forth from the ancient musical weapon. With the Earth saved and their work seemingly finished, our heroes sealed themselves away in magical ice, frozen in time to return when the world needed saving once again.
The time for glory soon came thousands of years later as global warming thawed the heroes from their icy prisons. They saw a land desecrated by evil and a supreme lack of creativity. Unfortunately the ancient Kazoo had been stolen from the ice many years before by raiders and scavengers who traded or sold it to those who knew not of its sacred power. History became legend. Legend became myth. Soon the Kazoo passed out of all knowledge. The fate of the great Kazoo was not their only misfortune, for many of the original companions met their doom at the hands of battle, drifted across the ocean while frozen, or simply went their separate ways. Despite the great loss, onward they fought to free the world in captivity, rebranding themselves to the current times as America's greatest superhero protectors.
Eventually a mysterious virus swept over the land and the heroes locked themselves away deep underground. Digging endlessly within the Earth they discovered a vast wealth of Americonium, the world's strongest and most durable of metals. With chaos engulfing the land above, the heroes labored tirelessly day and night to upgrade their equipment and craft an arsenal of new material.
After their triumphant return to the surface, more powerful than ever before, the band reunited with some of the other great warriors of the past who thawed and found their way home. With a celestial energy radiating from the upgraded weapons, armor, and newly forged kazoos, the heroes resumed their ancient quest to protect the earth from all evil lurking in the shadows.
Washington's War (2022 - 1776)
Plethora fought tirelessly day and night in their quest to liberate the earth from tyranny. In the midst of victorious battle came a call from the void across time and space. Emanating from the smoke emerged a glowing portal and outstepped forth none other than the legendary George Washington himself, holding the ancient kazoo lost to the ages. It appeared as though the presense of the heroes in the future sent a ripple into the past, calling to the mystical artifact which yearned to reunite with its former wielders. Washington proclaimed that the kazoo which he possessedled him to the heroes after he prayed for help to win the war against Great Britain. though Plethora knew outcome ofthe war, they could not turn down an opportunity to put the brits in their place even harder. Joining forces, the heroes led a magnificent fleet of patriot pirates to victory, sinking nearly 1,000 ships with the power of the kazoo. But lo, in the climax of the final battle against the British fleet inside a hurricane, Plethora was forced to ram their mighty vessel into the flagship of Great Britain to finish it off once and for all, pushing it into a forsaken whirpool. Plethora's ship soon met the same tragic fate, for in the chaos the kazoo was also lost to the ocean depths, but not before emitting one last portal to send the heroes back to the future.